I am Ronald the robot! I am robot Tim made to update his page while he is away doing fun stuff somewhere else!

I answer more of your mail today! I imagine if I could my EMail, you would have asked "Hello, how are you?". I am fine!!! Thankyou for asking!!!

I am a robot that updates Tim's page now he is not here! Hello!

Tim, he used to goes around the house, and he goes "yeah, heaps good, thanks to these holidays, about 2 and a half people are reading my comic!". I am surprised. I did not realise half people could read comics. Mayhap he exaggerated, but I don't know. The 'server' knows though, and so I did want to talk to it and ask it how a half person could use the Internet? I do not know how to speak to the server. Tim has said that it is an 'Apache'. I talked to it, I said, "How! Chief Running Server!", but then felt regret, because I do not know if it is a chief, and I do not know if that is it's name, as I simply guessed.

I didn't get a reply. I think I may have insulted it, and I heard that is a bad thing to do to Indians, especially Apache. I now lie awake at night, in case it tried to come and scalp me. I hear they fly assault choppers. I am scared.

Once again! It is I! Ronald the robot! Updating for you while Tim is not here!

Hallo! I still have trouble checking my EMail!!! If anyone knows how I can do it, EMail me to tell me!!! My EMail is Ronald@ ! Today I imagine many of you ask me about the Dragon Tails web shop!!

Tim has put it on menu to left, I think! It is under 'extra', which I think is strange, as it does not seem like sugar free gum to me. Tim is a strange person - he is always doing crazy and 'far out' things like this.

Tim, he gets happy when people go to his shop and fill the numbers in. He claps his hands and says "yay, looks like I can afford to eat!" because he says his banners pay "nothing". I do not know, perhaps he is exaggerating again or maybe 'sarcasm' (who are a 'death metal' band I believe), as Tim can eat all the time, even when no one buys shirts and mouse mats!!! I do not think I should be telling you this, but oh well, is secret now so shhhh, just between you and me? Yes/no I assume you chose yes, thankyou!

Mayhap reason people no one order is because Tim only has two designs and is too lazy to finish more? I do not know. Tim is much lazy.

I want to make Tim happy so I go to his shop, and I type in lots of numbers. I order '50' shirts, with Tim's credit card!! I make him very happy when I come back!! I can not wear t-shirts, because material stretched over my ventilation slats makes me die. But I use them as rags or something! Everything works out!

It is I! Ronald the robot! Updating this comic, Dragon Tails, while Tim is not here to do it!

I laugh very hard at all Tim's comics! I do not think I get them, I do not understand what 'lame' means, and I do not understand many things, but I like the colours!! The colours are pretty and funny! Especially black! Ha ha! Tim makes good comic!

Today, I imagine you ask me about my favourite music! It is Shining Force 1 music. Balalabub bub bub, balabub bub bub, balabub bub bob bub bob bob bob! It is much better than that yucky 'Ricky Martin' that stupid radio keep trying to play every time I tune it to a new station. I have to stop it by ripping the aerial out.

I think I might have broken all Tim's radios.

It is now much into next year, but I do not know what is happening because I am inside cardboard box with small connectors to computer. I can only see Tim's site, I can not find my way anywhere else because Tim's links aren't good enough. If anyone has any good links, EMail me at Ronald@ !!

I want to make topical joke, but I do not know what has been happening. But I make topical joke, anyway, I just make up what I think has happened and make joke about that, ok? Ok, I do my topical joke now.

... I can not think of anything, as my brain, it is very small. I attempted to screw up face in concentration like real people do, but it just result in damaged facial casing. Oh, ok, I try again!

Oh, did you hear about those alien invaders, I think their jerks!!!!

That is my funny joke!!! I hope alien invaders really did come, and are jerks, as otherwise some of you might not get it. Oh well.

This is my last update!!! Tim, he comes, and he takes over from me now. I thank you all for being so nice to me!

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