Welcome to the Electromotive Transport Industries(ETI) website.
ETI celebrates severing serving the community for
5 years.
Here is what the people of our phone survey say about our high quality
service:
"would I ride an ETI train? well why dont I just slit my wrists now, and save myself the 5 minutes of agonising torment awaiting certain death your train would bring me? *click*" - Stan Mladenov (some homepageless bum)"What? Who is this? How did you get this number??? *click* " - Tim Dawson ( Dragontails and page graphics)
"[muffled whisper "this is just for the promo right? I dont seriously have to ride one? ok..."] Yes I would ride one, and often do. They are completely safe, and very enjoyable." - Scott Comrie (Owner of ETI)