And there shall come amongst them a hotdog of such great glory that all who see it will be sore amazed and marvel at its splendour!

- Teer Rogue

It soon became clear that the Duck and Cover method was in fact entirely unnecessary in the case of hotdog attack ...

- Doctala

Although the chilidog was talking to him, Nick knew he wasn't really crazy unless he started talking back ... or was it the other way around?

- Kikai Gabu

"I knew I shouldn't have put that ornament on my getaway car."

- dansirspique

What to do when your weiner is about to explode ...

- Roose Hurro

hotdog : "... and stay down there!"

- DMN Dragon

guy : "Did ... did, you hear that? It sounded like ... relish ......"
Lemuel : ""

- Kouryou Yume

Tim faced the biggest decision of his life - leave the hotdog where it was and go hungry, or risk losing at hide and seek. The decision he came to haunts him to this day.

- KeeBaud

URBAN MYTH NUMBER 47:
Tim sat in his car wondering when the rest of the body would be dropped on the roof

- SilverDragon

Police Negotiator : "We have the building Surrounded, now release the hostage or we will send in the Baseball Fans."

- BlackKnight83