The Terminator was trying a new 'customer friendly' approach

- Lothar Hex

The 'new and improved' version of the Teletubbies.

- febaxylues

Colin never should have tried to install Windows XP as his operating system

- KoDe Nichols

This version of the blue screen of death never made it out of the testing phase, after the deaths of 23 testers

- poofyspikes818

The power was incredible, the potential limitless. in the end, the only regret he had was that he decided to express his emotion...

... with a smiley

- shyal malkes

Enigma : "I leave you guys alone for what -- ten? fifteen minutes? -- and someone has to go and fart into the volcano. Again."

- Spiffy

Colin : "You're making me happy. You wouldn't like me when I'm happy."

- DragonRose

Colin : "So that's what the heatsink is for ..."

- Keepiru

"... and as he dragged me from the fiery wreckage, the only thing I remembered clearly about my rescuer was his reassuring smile ..."

- Sycle