Tethys : "No, you can't have a bite of my sushi-kabob."

- MistertheDragon

Announcer : "And now, Tethys' stunning rendition of Moon River!"

- poofyspikes818

Tethys : "This is Tethys, keeping it real here at SPRING BREAK!"

- Keepiru

Tethys : "As you can see, this place was once a beautiful city, full of life, vibrance, and human spirit. Now it is covered in dark, stormy waters. That is the staggeringly real effect of global climate change."
Tethys : "Personally, I would love to see an even greater swell to the ocean's tide. For that reason, I urge you to help fund your struggling multinational, heartless industrial manufacturers in their efforts to gut the greater needs of the land-dwellers. This is Tethys, from the Ocean's Nature Happy Camp Foundation, directly funded by Nike."

- Skangl

Tethys : "Details are a little sketchy at the moment ..."

- KeeBaud

Tethys : "I like long walks in the moonlight on ocean shores—"

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