Enigma : "... So I had bluey go make a chess set. At least he can't get into too much trouble with tha-"
Bluey : "Hey Enigma, I got a King and four pawns done, what do you think?"

- Keepiru

Deleted scene from The Wicker Man

- D Dragon and Test Zero

Tim : "This is what I want to do after I get off of work, everyday."

- Vahn Galbreski

Shigeru Miyamoto : "Make fun of the Wii now you ungrateful jerks! Make fun of the Wii now!"

- ultimashroom

Guy Faulkes night, Cyberdyne style ...

- SilverDragon

Goldy : "So, have you got my Intel Mac booting Windows, yet?"
Bluey : "Not as such ..."

- Queex

Billy's long awaited come-back didn't turn out quite the way expected

- Dragonsluffer

... in retrospect, combining the Seattle Sci-Fi Con and the Burning Man Festival wasn't a good idea ...

- katarthis

... going down as the worst advertising campaign in the history of mankind

- Emperor Jachra

Norman : "And so, the evil robot destroyed the city and killed over half the population, making the few survivors into his mindless slaves, the end."
Normeena : "that's really not what I had in mind for a bedtime story."

- hanfern

Lemuel (in robot) : "Don't worry guys, I'll save you!"
Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego : "Actually, we're fine, but thanks!"
Lemuel : "Oh... well... ok."

- Sapien X99

The giant robot is to date the only being who has managed to take advantage of the 5 minute ban for losing to the Ancient Mayan supercomputer.

- interpretivechaos

Always use properly rated fuses.

- MoriarGry

Normeena : "Hey, Norman, what happened to your car?"
Norman : "Oh, I asked Bluey to Pimp My Ride."

- Shotgun hell