Abijar : "Nope. Sorry. Can't spare any. Cornelius halved my sugar ration again."

- dansirspique

Abijar : "I sincerely doubt that Ice-9 is the best way to cool your hot chocolate."

- poofyspikes818

Abijar : "Are you sure this will loosen the glue on my finger?"
Talbot : "Either that or it will burn your face to a unrecognizable lump of charred flesh..."

- cocoashadow

Abijar : "I call it— 'Polar Bear in Caffeine Withdrawal.'"

- Cerberus two four

The Self Heimlich Maneuver: For when your co-workers are just that clueless...

- Myst

Abijar : "You know... that would probably be easier to drink if you had a mouth..."

- OnyxSparrow

Abijar : "I'm sorry Talbot. Without a rock I simply can't answer your question."

- Myriad

Abijar : "They have Starbucks...at the north pole?!?! I'm...well, no...can't say that I'm surprised, actually."

- helveticabold

Abijar and Talbot discuss the philosophical implications of marshmallows in hot chocolate

- draco18s

Abijar : "No, I understand how you got Norman in there, but what made his nose go white?"

- Sycle