Tethys : "Finally! I have perfected the use of stained glass to dramatic effect."

- Myriad

Detonate then never...

- Myst

Go, go, power rangers...

- ziggy sp

Tethys : "Bluey!! You and your infernal robots will pay for this!!!!"

- gfgfgfgfgf1

Bluey never realized that the old 'fire-cracker in the toilet' gag was never meant to be used on submarines.

- Kikai Gabu

Tethys : "Gasp! I'm powerless against anime clichés!"

- ultimashroom

Tethys : "That was one hell of a flamewar."

- poofyspikes818

Tethys took this opportunity to work on his deeper-green... but little did he suspect that the forces of skin cancer were even now plotting his doom!

- MistertheDragon

Tethys : "What, you mean we spent our *ENTIRE* war budget on dramatic lighting?!"

- Kestrel

Tethys jumped from the plane, just as his bomb exploded. Sadly, he didn't check where he had jumped from, and landed in Michael Jackson's bedroom.

- GunWulf

Tethys suddenly realized he may have used a bit to much lighter fluid...

- SkyShadow

Announcer : "Meanwhile, Tethys continues his training in the Chamber of Time and Space! Tune in next time for more people standing around monologuing about how powerful they are and training that consists of blowing stuff up and getting sweaty on - DRAGON TAILS Z!!!!!!"

- Kouryou Yume

Tethys's plan crumbled the instant the harsh stadium lights came on. Standing exposed on stage, with no avenue of escape and in clear sight of the entire audience, the ocean crusader felt a strange compulsion overcome him.

Tethys : "Pelvic thrust! Hngh!"

- Sycle