Bluey never found out who the opponent who trounced him so severely at Unreal Tournament 2004 really was.

- Kookaburra252

Billy : "So! By feeding the mouse to you Tocsin, i can download straight to your brain and use you as a portable MP3 player. The one in my crotch got broked."

- Kalorus

Next generation "Aim-Bot".

- Myst

And, by pressing Billy's reset toggle, Tocsin proves conclusively that there is life after the blue screen of death.

- richbutpoor

Billy : "And all this time you thought Tim made Dragon Tails. Silly Humans."

- E Bugle

The truth behind LJ tech support

Billy : "Ooh this user has an animated icon! Go ahead and click on a category to put this complaint under!"
Tocsin : "..."
Billy : "Oooh nice choice, Tocsin! the colors match! .. Next complaint!"

- Mystwing

Billy discovers a long lost relative being sold on Ebay, and loses to beanie_baby_collector741.

- mooc0w

Billy : "Mapquest says you needed to turn left there, to get to the temple."
Tocsin : "riiiit."

- FrogmasterST

Billy : "Look white creature, I've found your species on the Internet! You are a 'sheep'!"

- Sandstorm