Stickman : "Onwards, Brothers! Purge the ungrateful haters of our kind!! In simplicity’s name, HAVE AT THEE!!!"

- Myst

Stickman : "... and in my hand, the last lingering thread of Tim's sanity."

- FiXeR

Stickman : "I would be playing "Pin the tail on the Donkey" but I seem to have misplaced my donkey ..."

- Swords86

Disgruntled Dragon-Tails fan : "But I don't like Tim's stick figure comics!"
Stickman : "Avada kedavra!"

- MasterpieceofTurkeyCleverness

Stickman : "and here we see what really goes on in tims Brain"

- Locke foxfire

Stickman : "Now observe. With a wave of my magic wand, I shall make the rest of my clothes disappear."

- Ryle of the Kitsunan

Stickman : "Now, if I can direct your attention over here, you should see a polar bear actually eating a marshmallow in a blizzard."

- Deathseye Nightfire

Stickman : "I am Sticky, Prince of Stickland, and defender of the secrets of Castle Graystick. This is Cringe-stick, my ::laughs:: fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic stick and said BY THE POWER OF GRAYSTICK! I HAVE THE POWER! Cringe-stick became the mighty Battle-stick. And I became, Stickman! The skinniest man in the universe!!!"

- Little Masaouki

Stickman : "This place was initially left blank."

- Prisma2000

Stickman : "As you can clearly see, a quark may teleport without crossing the intervening space. Or you would see it, if you weren't so distracted by my pants. Or lack thereof."

- Emperor Jachra

Stickman : "My mother always said that if I kept pulling at it it would fall off. And here it is!"

- Queex

Stickman : "Now, class, in today's lesson on speech and debate, we shall work on getting over stage fright. It sometimes works to imagine everyone in the audience in their underwear. Let me demonstrate..."

- Keepiru

Stickman : "All right men, listen up, this mission will be dangerous and could cost some of you your lives. Failure is not an option. I'm counting on you, as this is a matter of life or death. NOW GET OUT THERE AND BRING BACK MY PANTS!"

- roswelliandragon

Stickman : "And as finally requested, here are the barely legal nu- ... aw shucks, censored by the FCC again."

- Cerulean