Norman : "Got him! Who would of guessed bird poaching would be so easy!"

- Myst

Norman : "All right! Who put the super glue on the podium?!"

- richbutpoor

Norman : "Of course I have a plan to solve unemployment, imbecile! You'll all work for me!"

- ShadowCheetah

Moments after his first appearance on worldwide TV as the ruler of the U.S., Norman was abruptly kidnapped by a young Japanese skater in an excessively-cute outfit, and renamed 'Jean-Claude'. He was never heard from again.

- Kouryou Yume

Norman : "And with my new experimental deep fried chicken diet, you too can lose pounds in days!"
Bluey : "My tummy hurts."
Norman : "Be quiet, curtain-like scenery behind me."

- FiXeR

Norman : "And when I become President, all those foul "squirrel proof" bird feeders will be uprooted and burned! FREEDOM my squirrelly brethren! FREEDOM!!"

- MaethDaleran

Through pure grit and determination, Norman managed to do what Pinky and the Brain never could.

- Kookaburra252

Norman : "We'll find weapons of mass destruction once we're there... OK, yes, they may be ours, but we'll find them!"

- BlooPhoenix

Norman : "No you don't get to ask questions. Guards! The deathray."

- Myriad

Norman : "And from now on, podiums will have a new regulation size."

- dansirspique

Norman : "... *sigh* ... Ladies and gentlemen ... the president of the U.S.A. ..."
(from behind curtain) : "Mow!"

- adralmek

Norman presents himself accurately as the most rational candidate for the US 2004 election.

- Skangl

Norman : "For the last time! Phrase your response in the form of a question!"

- RandomLizard

Norman : "Our intelligence shown that there has been no victory by Enigma over the forces of Norman. In fact, Enigma never showed his face at the location of battle. Even if he had shown up, our Intelligence shows he would have run away screaming at the sight of our mighty forces."

- Reese Tora