Bluey's short-lived stint as a university professor was quickly ended when he decided to show the class his collection of deadly plagues.

- Ralter

Bluey's science explained!
Today we study the effects of heavy drinking on web-comic designers!

- shroomman

Bluey (as Q) : "Do be careful Mr. Bond. When this liquid is exposed to air it transforms into a giant toaster of death! Rather nasty, if I'd say so myself."

- Master Io

Bluey : "Using my new acidic formula, it is now possible to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop with only one lick, with minimal damage to the tongue and mouth!"

- PlutoniumBoss

Bluey : "Today we question the wisdom of holding highly volatile vials of chemicals in razor sharp claws and then find out where my tail went after last week's explosion!"

- FiXeR

Bluey : "After countless years of experimenting, I have finally liquidated Barney."

- DragonSpirit64

Bluey : "... And thus we can conclude that Einstein is turning in his grave right now at this display!"

- Myst

Bluey : "... And that is how you can turn ordinary gold into lead!"

- richbutpoor

Bluey : "... And now class, using simple calculus, Euclidean geometry, and the venom of the fabled Lethe Wyvern, I shall erase all my memories of Street Fighter: the Movie."

- Sapien X99

Bluey : "As you can see, even with the entire university levelled around it, my new blackboard remains standing, thus ensuring your precious research data is not lost."

- Kestrel

Bluey : "Ignore all those safety warnings and calculations behind me. Let's see what this baby can do!!"

- Almenda

Bluey : "I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses..."

- Lugia42

Bluey : "Well class, I've got your tests graded and ready to return to you... And guess what whoever scored lowest has to drink!"

- Timphiroth