Gnome : *sings* "Like a viiirgin... touched for the very fir--"
Simon : "No. Shut up, and get off the stage."

- Psychic Rynn

Gnome : "She bang she bang oh baby well she moves she moves drive me crazy..."

- Doom Dragon

Gnome : "So, what's with airline food?"

- Gizzo the Flightless Bird

And so our friendly gnome finds work at the local strip club

Gnome : "Thank you, thank you ladies, I'll be here all week!"

- Gildain

Rejected 'Worms' Series Weapon List #14: Santa’s Carol Screaming Cyborg Elf

- Myst

Lemuel : "Well, at least it's better than when Janet Jackson sang her version of the National Anthem..."

- CronoCat

As record companies become more desperate for money, the term "Production group" takes on a whole new meaning

- RandomLizard

Gnome : "I will defeat you, evil black Robo-Sperm!!!!!"

- PlutoniumBoss

Gnome : "Hohoho... Hehehe... I'm the laughing gnome and you can't catch me!"

Bowie has a lot to answer for.

- Kalorus

Gnome : "And for my next song... a little number I call 'I wanna be a real boy'"

- KitsuneKun

It wasn’t until the opening number that he realized just how much of a problem not having a mouth would be.

- Navaruk

The little man inside Tim's head that makes him try stand-up...

- BlooPhoenix

Gnome : "I have no proffesional training..."

- Lucractius

Goldy : "He's definitely the coolest little-dancing-robotic-guy-that-sings-popular-song-lyrics in the whole forest!"
Billy : "... that's the way, uh huh uh huh, I liiiike it ..."

- KeeBaud