Mystery : "Help! These capes are full of helium! Someone get us a step ladder! QUICK!"

- Myst

He's a black dragon with a tendency to set anything that annoys him aflame. His nemesis is the master of tubers and Your Squirrely Overlord. They fight crime!

- Flax O Matic

Mystery : "Stan Lee's lawyers are still out there... "
Potato : "Curses! They're too powerful for even both of us to take on at once."

- PlutoniumBoss

Mystery : "Right you lot! Cough up Tim's Hosting Fee, or Potato will wedgie you to death."

- Wyrm

Concentrating with all his might, Mystery sends the entire state of Idaho plummeting into the sun.

Potato : "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

- greg the dragon

Potato : "There's something different about you Mystery... yes... a little more... POTATO IN YOUR DIET!"

- Kalorus

Mystery : "What's my tattoo say?"
Potato : "DUDE. What's MY tattoo say?"
Mystery : "SWEET. What's MINE say?!?!"

- DuncmanG

Mystery : "You know what, to hell with it. SAY HELLO TO THE SUN, POTATO!"

- Keepiru

Mystery : "This is all your fault! If it weren't for you neither of us would be stuck to this industrial strength flypaper."
Potato : "Yeah, well if you were any better your powers would free us now wouldn't they. Hey, is that the sun?"

- FiXeR

But Mystery and Potato joined forces, and together, they formed a band the likes of which has NEVER been seen. And they called themselves Tenacious E.

Potato : "That's Tenacious N."
Mystery : "Shut up while you still have fur."

- Salanis42