…And with that, the mystery of Beagle 2’s missing receiver was put to rest…

- Myst

Brainy : "Hold still Abijar... It just landed on your hat!"

first to use the idea - Laedhwin
preferred wording - MadWombat

After some intense deliberation over his birthday choices, Abijar finally decided in favour of the toaster over the yellow ribbon.

- tmxpriv

Lemuel : "I'm not Brainy! I'm Lemuel! The toaster burns with the fires of a thousand suns!"

- Swords86

Daa daa daa DAA!

You got a Bomb!

You can pick up and throw a Bomb you placed (Press the A Button)!

- Dezro

The discovery of the Toaster of Mass Destruction finally legitimised Norman's occupation of Abijar.

- FiXeR

From that day forward, the dragons were forced to rethink their tradition of opening birthday gifts while standing in the lake...

- Demented Phantasia

Brainy : "AAAAANNNDD, Slamdunk 2 points!"

Christmas wrapping fun in the forest.

- Jencen

Brainy : "Behold your gift. The Vocabularizer tm which spectacularly exponentially heightens the aptitude of relevant terminology diversity.*"
Norman : "Gah! He’s possessed! Quick stake him with some silver!"

*Translation- Makes you talk with big fancy words

- Kervron

Norman : "Quick, spit faster! If Enigma finds out we evaporated his lake, he'll be steamed!"

- Yodimus Prime

Brainy : "Run its Talkie the toaster!"

- chewiesdad